myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq)

  • me: I haven't had a date since..
  • me: *silence*
  • me: omg I don't even remember

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour)

nippletowns:

trying to make new friends

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(Source: dveon)

  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*